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Added for You - The Seven(teen) Habits of Highly (In)effective People
Buying a home is the largest single investment most people can make.This is a summary of the financial mistakes you should avoid when buying a house. There are obviously non-financial mistakes to avoid as well.Financial mistakes when buying a house include:-purchase price-closing costs-wrong loanPurchase AmountThis is when people buy a house they can barely or cannot afford.One of the reasons people do this is because they think the property will appreciate in value fast. If the price goes up quickly the buyer has three options:-sell the house for a nice profit-cash out the new equity in the home to help pay for it-refinance for home using the new equity as leverage to get a lower rate and lower monthly paymentClosing CostsClosing costs are c
Frustration is your friend; it will take your complaining to a new level.
4. Take no chances or risks - The world is scary enough without you unnecessarily increasing the risk factor. If possible, don't leave the house much.
5. Trust no-one - Neurosis is an important quality for the highly (in)effective... work on it and understand that everyone is out to get you.
6. Don't be overly ambitious - You're only setting yourself up for the inevitable disappointment.. after all, you're not that talented and you need to be realistic. Remember the last time you got a little cocky... it ended in tears didn't it? Don't make the same mistake.
7. Take shortcuts - If stupidly, you do decid
When I'm asked to enter an organization and help people talk things out, I'm often asked to fix things like this:Those two just can't get along. Would you see if you can help them get past their differences with one another. They don't seem to be very good communicators.One of our senior teams is in a real rut since a new VP came on board nine months ago. I don't think they like him and they're acting out. We could really use some clearing the air.We're trying to move the organization forward and we've got a few people who aren't good with change. Can you help move them forward?I'm asked, essentially, to fix people. And it's rarely the flawed human that's the real problem. Conflict research reveals that the roots of unhealthy workplace conflict and increased organizational c
They never have anything to look forward to and never have anything to be happy about or grateful for.
"Hey Tom, How's it going?"
"(moan).... don't ask."
"How was yer weekend?"
"You don't wanna know."
"How's work?"
"It pays the bills.... sometimes."
These people are easy to identify because they are usually stooped and have a bad lower-back from carrying the world on their shoulders, they will often have a chafed bottom lip (the sulkers lip regularly drags on the ground) and typically will have an incredibly annoying, glass-half-empty, life's-not-fair, everybody-owes-me... disposition and attitude.
A lotta fun to be around.
Great at social functions.
And being the equal opportunity educator and coach that I am, I thought I'd help those who are desperate to make their life a misery... and possibly even help them fast-track the process.
Hey, if you're desperate for a life of "why does this always happen to me", then I'm here to help you create it.
Mediocrity 101 with Craig.
Alright...... now, you might need to read this post a few times because you can't become a completely negative, resentful, bitter, twisted pessimist in just one reading; it may take a few times and some practice... so don't put yourself under too much pressure. And if, per chance you sense a little glimmer of hope, positivity or optimism trying to worm its way into your psyche, ignore it; it will pass.... and just focus on one of those numerous horrible people who have ruined your life.
Okay, here we go; my seventeen anti-personal development gems just for you:
1. Blame someone else - No matter what the situation or circumstance, never accept responsibility for your actions (or lack of them)... and don't forget the three D's; deny, deny, deny. If you want to be a genuine pain in the arse (ass), it's crucial that you master the arts of blame and denial. If you struggle with this concept, find an Australian politician and study him for a week... that'll help.
2. Be intolerant - If they're not like you... they should be.
3. Complain a lot - If you're in pain, everyone else should be too; your complaining should accomplish that. Focus especially on things you can't change. Invest most of your emotional energy into situations and circumstances beyond your control.
Frustration is your friend; it will take your complaining to a new level.
4. Take no chances or risks - The world is scary enough without you unnecessarily increasing the risk factor. If possible, don't leave the house much.
5. Trust no-one - Neurosis is an important quality for the highly (in)effective... work on it and understand that everyone is out to get you.
6. Don't be overly ambitious - You're only setting yourself up for the inevitable disappointment.. after all, you're not that talented and you need to be realistic. Remember the last time you got a little cocky... it ended in tears didn't it? Don't make the same mistake.
7. Take shortcuts - If stupidly, you do decide
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"You don't wanna know."
"How's work?"
"It pays the bills.... sometimes."
These people are easy to identify because they are usually stooped and have a bad lower-back from carrying the world on their shoulders, they will often have a chafed bottom lip (the sulkers lip regularly drags on the ground) and typically will have an incredibly annoying, glass-half-empty, life's-not-fair, everybody-owes-me... disposition and attitude.
A lotta fun to be around.
Great at social functions.
And being the equal opportunity educator and coach that I am, I thought I'd help those who are desperate to make their life a misery... and possibly even help them fast-track the process.
Hey, if you're desperate for a life of "why does this always happen to me", then I'm here to help you create it.
Mediocrity 101 with Craig.
Alright...... now, you might need to read this post a few times because you can't become a completely negative, resentful, bitter, twisted pessimist in just one reading; it may take a few times and some practice... so don't put yourself under too much pressure. And if, per chance you sense a little glimmer of hope, positivity or optimism trying to worm its way into your psyche, ignore it; it will pass.... and just focus on one of those numerous horrible people who have ruined your life.
Okay, here we go; my seventeen anti-personal development gems just for you:
1. Blame someone else - No matter what the situation or circumstance, never accept responsibility for your actions (or lack of them)... and don't forget the three D's; deny, deny, deny. If you want to be a genuine pain in the arse (ass), it's crucial that you master the arts of blame and denial. If you struggle with this concept, find an Australian politician and study him for a week... that'll help.
2. Be intolerant - If they're not like you... they should be.
3. Complain a lot - If you're in pain, everyone else should be too; your complaining should accomplish that. Focus especially on things you can't change. Invest most of your emotional energy into situations and circumstances beyond your control.
Frustration is your friend; it will take your complaining to a new level.
4. Take no chances or risks - The world is scary enough without you unnecessarily increasing the risk factor. If possible, don't leave the house much.
5. Trust no-one - Neurosis is an important quality for the highly (in)effective... work on it and understand that everyone is out to get you.
6. Don't be overly ambitious - You're only setting yourself up for the inevitable disappointment.. after all, you're not that talented and you need to be realistic. Remember the last time you got a little cocky... it ended in tears didn't it? Don't make the same mistake.
7. Take shortcuts - If stupidly, you do decid
For many years, orthodontists have recommended extracting pre-molars (bicuspids) to make room in the mouth for crowded teeth. This is a standard, accepted practice in the specialized dental field of orthodontics. Millions of patients have been treated this way and now have beautiful, straight teeth. Having straight teeth is certainly a worthwhile goal, but do these extractions have consequences worth considering? And can a crowded mouth be treated without extractions?Let's think about the tongue for a moment. It's very strong and made of lots of muscle. It has a given size and must fit inside the mouth. If it sits too far back in the mouth, it blocks the airway, which can cause sleep apnea. If it sits too far forward, it can create a space between the upper and lower teeth, which can lead to TMD/TMJ. If there isn't
Mediocrity 101 with Craig.
Alright...... now, you might need to read this post a few times because you can't become a completely negative, resentful, bitter, twisted pessimist in just one reading; it may take a few times and some practice... so don't put yourself under too much pressure. And if, per chance you sense a little glimmer of hope, positivity or optimism trying to worm its way into your psyche, ignore it; it will pass.... and just focus on one of those numerous horrible people who have ruined your life.
Okay, here we go; my seventeen anti-personal development gems just for you:
1. Blame someone else - No matter what the situation or circumstance, never accept responsibility for your actions (or lack of them)... and don't forget the three D's; deny, deny, deny. If you want to be a genuine pain in the arse (ass), it's crucial that you master the arts of blame and denial. If you struggle with this concept, find an Australian politician and study him for a week... that'll help.
2. Be intolerant - If they're not like you... they should be.
3. Complain a lot - If you're in pain, everyone else should be too; your complaining should accomplish that. Focus especially on things you can't change. Invest most of your emotional energy into situations and circumstances beyond your control.
Frustration is your friend; it will take your complaining to a new level.
4. Take no chances or risks - The world is scary enough without you unnecessarily increasing the risk factor. If possible, don't leave the house much.
5. Trust no-one - Neurosis is an important quality for the highly (in)effective... work on it and understand that everyone is out to get you.
6. Don't be overly ambitious - You're only setting yourself up for the inevitable disappointment.. after all, you're not that talented and you need to be realistic. Remember the last time you got a little cocky... it ended in tears didn't it? Don't make the same mistake.
7. Take shortcuts - If stupidly, you do decid
If you have ever been in a bind for cash you know the stress, the weight of not being able to pay your bills. In these desperate times, desperate measures are often taken. Expensive loans, overused credit cards, and a snowball of events quickly complicate your financial position. Once the collectors begin their relentless pursuit of your sanity, the road to financial prosperity seems a million miles away. On the scene arrives your hero, the “Cash Now” guy.The “Cash Now” guy says he can buy your lawsuit settlement and give you a lump sum for it. Of course, you have to have a structured settlement; you have to be receiving annuity payments, on top of a myriad of other qualifications. So if you are a lawsuit winner with an annuity settlement, is it really as good as it seems? Can cash now ease your financial woes? Mayb
1. Blame someone else - No matter what the situation or circumstance, never accept responsibility for your actions (or lack of them)... and don't forget the three D's; deny, deny, deny. If you want to be a genuine pain in the arse (ass), it's crucial that you master the arts of blame and denial. If you struggle with this concept, find an Australian politician and study him for a week... that'll help.
2. Be intolerant - If they're not like you... they should be.
3. Complain a lot - If you're in pain, everyone else should be too; your complaining should accomplish that. Focus especially on things you can't change. Invest most of your emotional energy into situations and circumstances beyond your control.
Frustration is your friend; it will take your complaining to a new level.
4. Take no chances or risks - The world is scary enough without you unnecessarily increasing the risk factor. If possible, don't leave the house much.
5. Trust no-one - Neurosis is an important quality for the highly (in)effective... work on it and understand that everyone is out to get you.
6. Don't be overly ambitious - You're only setting yourself up for the inevitable disappointment.. after all, you're not that talented and you need to be realistic. Remember the last time you got a little cocky... it ended in tears didn't it? Don't make the same mistake.
7. Take shortcuts - If stupidly, you do decid
It's actually very easy to learn how to prevent a sunburn. Really it just takes a little common sense and understanding.If you're a Caucasian and without a tan or maybe you just have pale skin your cells are not protected from the sun's ultraviolet rays. If this describes you and you spend extended amounts of time in the sun unprotected you have just made yourself a number one candidate for getting sunburn. Anybody that has been sunburn knows that it can be very painful and in extreme cases require a visit to the doctor but what exactly is a sunburn?A sunburn is when your skin cells are damaged by UV radiation put off by the sun. Your body responds to this damage by increasing the blood flow in the capillary bed of the dermis to bring in cells to repair the damage. The redness associated with a sunburn is due to t
Frustration is your friend; it will take your complaining to a new level.
4. Take no chances or risks - The world is scary enough without you unnecessarily increasing the risk factor. If possible, don't leave the house much.
5. Trust no-one - Neurosis is an important quality for the highly (in)effective... work on it and understand that everyone is out to get you.
6. Don't be overly ambitious - You're only setting yourself up for the inevitable disappointment.. after all, you're not that talented and you need to be realistic. Remember the last time you got a little cocky... it ended in tears didn't it? Don't make the same mistake.
7. Take shortcuts - If stupidly, you do decide to try and achieve something, then shortcuts are crucial.... if it's weight loss you're after (for example) then try some of those fabulous, very reasonably priced and incredibly effective weight-loss products that flood the market.
The mega-hyper-fat-blaster 9000 is my personal favourite.
8. Get angry - That's right, unload on people regularly. They obviously don't listen unless you're screaming.. so throw yourself into a tirade for no apparent reason I say. It won't really fix anything but just seeing the fear and the confusion in their eyes is a buzz and all the yelling provides you with some temporary sense of relief.
9. Procrastinate - Always remember the procrastinators mantra:
"Why do today, what you can put off until tomorrow?"
10. Lie - To yourself and others. Delusion is the refuge of the mediocre. Exaggeration, embellishment, deception; all great tools to have in the liars bag.
11. Insult - For those times when you're feeling a bit low or perhaps cornered in a no-win conversation.... that's the time to pull out the big gun; the insult. The nastier and the more personal, the better. Whenever possible, incorporate some reference to a physical feature.
12. Hate - Those goodie-two-shoes-types simply don't understand what an effective motivator hate can be.
13. Be selfish - Always prioritise numero uno; it's all about you champ.
14. Don't listen to anyone - You know and I know that most people don't understand what you're going though. They clearly don't know as much as you and are generally not worth listening to.
15. Self Pity - Nobody else is gonna feel sorry for you, so you may as well. They don't care. They don't understand you, your life, your needs or situation.. .and besides, they all have an agenda. You've gone through more than anyone else on the planet so you have a right to a little sympathy... even if it is from you.
16. Be arrogant - Nobody knows or 'gets it' like you do. They think they know.. but they don't. Whenever possible force your opinion on people... they don't know it, but it's for their own good. In a way, you're actually helping them.
17. Laziness - We've all heard the expression: "hard work never killed anyone"... possibly one of the biggest myths perpetuated by those stupid positive thinkers. The truth is people die every day from hard work, just take a look at the stats on stress-related illness. If you want to live a long, healthy life.. get your arse on the couch, throw in your job and enjoy the journey.
Well there you have it; the seventeen habits that can help you create the completely crap existence you've always desired. I know what you're thinking...(how can I thank you enough Craig) but no, you don't owe me anything.. just go out there and be the biggest failure you can be and I'll be proud. Let this little self-he
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